This would’ve came in handy when discussing this week’s final question. Listen, won’t you?
We ran into some technical difficulties with Episode 6, but we weren’t going to leave you hangin’. So here’s lucky number seven. We tried to keep this one nice and lean after last week’s beefy helping. Let us know which you prefer! We love the way you taste.
Would You Rather:
- Be in a human centipede behind Paul Bearer, or in front of Andy Dick?
- Have T-rex arms, or nostrils right above your anus?
- Dress like A. C. Slater or a goth for a full year?
F / M / K:
- Stripper, Actress, Porn Star
- Hershey, Nestle or Cadbury milk chocolate
- Rosa Parks, Anne Frank, Harriett Tubman
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We’ve been bombarded with questions about the next episode of our little podcast. Just kidding. No one asked for it. But it’s here anyway, mongoloids! It’s bigger, badder and uncut. So enjoy another mondo helping of desperate guys talking about how bad we are at sex! And occasionally chatting about movies, candy and other mature subjects. In this episode:
Would you rather:
- Be able to rewind life for 60 seconds once a day, or earn a dime for every step you take?
- Be the people who cleans the cum up at porn theaters, or be an emperor’s official food-tester to check for poison?
- Have your mother watch you masturbate, or have your father narrate it?
F / M / K:
- Seth Green, Ron Howard, Carrot Top
- Snickers, Twix, 100 Grand
- The three of us
Throw this on and be amused!
Look at the joy we’re bringing to peoples’ lives!!!
We have a long ‘un for ya! But it’s also our best yet. Plus, this isn’t “LOST.” You can stop whenever you feel like it, d-bags! We’re guessing you’re not going to want to do that though. Here’s what we have on tap this time around:
WYR:
Have a vagina in addition to a dick or have an extra set of balls on your lower back?
Dissolve a urinal cake to half its size in your mouth or fall from the top deck of Dodger Stadium?
Drink until you die or overdose on painkillers?
F/M/K
Blimp/hot air balloon/hang glider
Sinbad/Cedric the Entertainer/Steve Harvey
Owl/antelope/walrus
Plus a BUNCH more that we don’t want to spoil. (Including a hefty helping of fan submissions!)
Enjoy, losers.
We ranted for over an hour during this recording session, so we hope you enjoy the stuff we chose for the cast. Here’s a preview:
WOULD YOU RATHER:
- Be a Looney Tune or a Muppet
- Live next to Steve Urkel or Kimmy Gibbler
- Have Gilbert Gottfried or John Leguizamo be the voice of your genitals
- Win a gold medal, but shit your pants during the race or fall before a world audience
F/M/K:
- Superman, Batman, Spider-Man
- Stantz, Spengler, Venkman
- Movie, TV, The Internet
And much more!
Plus, we discuss which women we would have sex with purely because they’re famous!
Coming back this week…
Send us your WYR’s and F/M/K’s because you are bright, creative people and we are desperate for any semblance of human interaction.
We are back! Listen to us shit-talk a wide variety of subjects. Here’s a taste:
WOULD YOU RATHER:
- Live in the desert or the tundra
- Be addicted to heroin, meth or crack
- Resurrect Farley, Candy, Belushi or Hartman
F/M/K:
- Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, the Leprechaun
- Lorena Bobbit, Tonya Harding, Crazy Astronaut Diaper Lady
- Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Chappelle’s Show
Enjoy, ya big goobs!