The Slow Clap Episode 1

Hey everybody! It’s our first episode. We’re pretty new at this, but I think we’re proud of how the first episode turned out. How about you spend the next half hour being entertained? Here’s a sampling of the topics covered:

WOULD YOU RATHERS

• Would you eat shit to stop yourself from starving to death?
• Would you rather be addicted to heroin, or have your father call you every time you ejaculate?
• Would you rather be a werewolf, vampire, or zombie?

FUCK/MARRY/KILLS

• Ralphie May/ Dat Phan/ Paula Poundstone
• Godzilla/ King Kong/ Cloverfield
• Han Solo/ Indiana Jones/ Jack Ryan

As you can probably tell, this may not be safe for work if you haven’t yet heard of headphones. ENJOY, BITCHES.

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