The Slow Clap Episode 1

Hey everybody! It’s our first episode. We’re pretty new at this, but I think we’re proud of how the first episode turned out. How about you spend the next half hour being entertained? Here’s a sampling of the topics covered:

WOULD YOU RATHERS

  • Would you eat shit to stop yourself from starving to death?
  • Would you rather be addicted to heroin, or have your father call you every time you ejaculate?
  • Would you rather be a werewolf, vampire, or zombie?

FUCK/MARRY/KILLS

  • Ralphie May/ Dat Phan/ Paula Poundstone
  • Godzilla/ King Kong/ Cloverfield
  • Han Solo/ Indiana Jones/ Jack Ryan

As you can probably tell, this may not be safe for work if you haven’t yet heard of headphones. ENJOY, BITCHES.

  1. 6od reblogged this from davidfuternick
  2. writinginbed reblogged this from davidfuternick
  3. spencerleegriffin reblogged this from davidfuternick
  4. nikita-banana reblogged this from paulgulyas and added:
    Listen to my friends!
  5. paulgulyas reblogged this from saraliz and added:
    Listen to me get progressively more drunk and say ridiculous shit! Why would you not want to hear that on your commute...
  6. saraliz reblogged this from davidfuternick
  7. t-rotheavenger reblogged this from slowclappodcast and added:
    Great way to start the morning.
  8. davidfuternick reblogged this from slowclappodcast and added:
    my new podcast with Kev and Paul. Hear us bicker about stuff! Also…LIKE, REBLOG and FOLLOW us. Love, Futernick
  9. aplaceforfacts reblogged this from slowclappodcast and added:
    IT’S HERE! IT’S HERE!
  10. slowclappodcast posted this